Will O'the Wisp ([info]wotw) wrote,
@ 2009-04-23 07:27:00
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Crazy Lawn Guy Update
My crazy lawn guy has billed me again.

To recap the billing history:

The first bill, in May 2006, covered several weeks of intense manual labor. The bill
was for $100.

The second bill came two years later, in June 2008. It covered two winters' worth of
shoveling and two summers' work of gardening, including mulching with mulch that he supplied.
This bill was itemized as "Winter work: $24; summer work $30; total: $54".

The third bill came six months later, in December, 2008, after my black walnut trees had
done their annual shedding. "Picking up walnuts: $75".

The fourth bill has just arrived, roughly four months later. It reads "Shoveled three
times in December 2008, $54".

He did continue to shovel through January, February and March, but these are not
mentioned on the bill.



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[info]jasra
2009-04-23 11:54 am UTC (link)
Clearly, he likes working in your yard. Maybe he's in cahoots with the person who cleans your house?

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[info]beah
2009-04-23 12:30 pm UTC (link)
So weird! I wonder what would happen if you asked him for his current rates. Don't do it, though, it would kill all the entertainment!

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[info]catya
2009-04-23 01:49 pm UTC (link)
Hee!

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Almost worth it just for the weird factor
[info]drwex
2009-04-24 12:32 pm UTC (link)
Personally I think you should continue to pay him with stacks of bills...

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Re: Almost worth it just for the weird factor
[info]grendelgongon
2009-04-25 06:01 am UTC (link)
Or a very large bag of walnuts.

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[info]cos
2009-04-24 08:32 pm UTC (link)
This is all a setup. The punchline comes when crazy housecleaner guy gives you a bill in 2011 for "Picking up walnuts: $57" and you see through the flipping of the digits and realize they've been cheating and copying from each other.

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[info]debsquared
2009-04-25 06:41 pm UTC (link)
I wonder if you're his slush fund for his occasional bills. Since the numbers are not at all connected with his effort, perhaps they are connected with his needs. At any rate, it would be a great deal at twice the price! :)

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